可看不可说的笑话

前几天和朋友聊天，开始乱讲笑话。于是说到有一类笑话，是可看而不可说的。

比如那个著名的Who\’s the leader of China。

后来随便想了一下，还有两个比较经典的，和大家分享一下：

第一个关于小强的：

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小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。

小强转头就对老外说：no sit see, stand see. if see stand see. 老外回答说：sorry I don’t understand your English.

小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文…….

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第二个有点XX，而且需要对英语有很深刻的了解了：

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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time. You foul-mouthed, sex obsessed swine, retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don\’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. Hey, coola down lady, said the man. Who talkin\’ abouta sex? I\’m a justa tellin\’ my frienda how to spell Mississippi\’.

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2006年8月28日 19:30

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#### # 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

最后一个没看懂-_- 2006-8-31 12:44 by 猛禽—

# 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

eh… The first one reminds me of another joke, which goes like… a chinese student explains what he has seen about a car accident to the policeman,’one car come. one car go. two car bong bong. one car die.'(!!) The second one is like.. the funniest clown wearing an ugly mask. (btw, the person must be Japanese..) 2006-9-1 20:20 by Rosamond—

# 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

Come on, Rosamond… The 2nd one could be one of the best English joke that I had ever heard of! 2006-9-1 20:30 by TR@SOE—

# 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

I know.. and I truly agree with you. It is really one of those best jokes.. but you’ve gotta admit that at first it is wearing a sort of disguise.. 2006-9-1 20:39 by Rosamond—

# 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

And that is exactly how Japanese speak the english language.. 2006-9-1 20:41 by Rosamond—

# 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

Ah, now I got what you mean… Well, I should post the joke with a Attention: some disgusting contents follow mark… 2006-9-5 15:28 by TR@SOE—

# 回复: 可看不可说的笑话

好东西，要支持！@_@~~ 2006-9-21 22:24 by 高低温试验箱—